Every state in the U.S. has laws. It is what keeps peace and harmony in the state. Laws also make people safe. Illinois, like all states, have laws and most of them make sense. There are certain laws in the State of Illinois; however, that just don’t make sense. To learn more about strange laws in Illinois, read on.
In Normal, Illinois, it is Against the Law to Urinate on Street Signs
This law was written after what people call the “beer riot”. It occurred in the early 80’s. According to this law, residents are not allowed to urinate on street signs. There are a few things that make this law crazy. First, it is illegal to urinate on any public street. Second, to urinate on a street sign, it would take a lot of skill. In Champaign, Illinois, it is illegal to urinate in your neighbor’s mouth. This law is beyond bizarre.
In Decatur, Don’t Drive without a Steering Wheel
If you don’t have a steering wheel in your car while driving, you could be arrested. In theory, this law makes sense. However, if you know anything about cars, you know that you couldn’t possibly drive without a steering wheel. Since it would be impossible, this is a pretty strange law.
In Mount Pulaski, Snowball Fights are Sexist
In this town it is illegal for girls to throw snowballs but boys are allowed. This is a pretty sexist law which leads you to believe that it was written decades ago. On a snow day, boys can participate in a snowball fight but girls cannot. There is a good chance that the law isn’t enforced because if a boy hits a girl with a snowball, she should be allowed to throw one back.
In Bloomington, You Cannot Feed the Birds if You Live within a Mile of Downtown Square
This law makes sense in theory. If you feed the birds within a mile of downtown, they will flock to your home looking for more food. This can result is noise and bird droppings being left on people in the square. Since the police aren’t going to search residents’ yards for bird feeders, it is a pretty strange law.
It is Illegal to Hang Anything from Your Rearview Mirror
Most people buy air fresheners to hang from their rearview mirror to keep their cars smelling nice. Others hang their baby’s shoes from the mirror, and some hang big fuzzy dice. If you live in Illinois, you might want to think twice about hanging anything from your mirror because it is illegal. This is an odd law since drivers all over the country hang things from their rearview mirror.
In Galesburg, You Cannot Own a Smelly Dog
Nobody likes a dog that smells. Officials in Galesburg, Illinois hate it so much that they wrote a law that makes it illegal. It is hard to see how this law can be enforced, however. The chances that the police go door to door smelling dogs are slim to none.
You Will be Fined if You Beat a Rat With a Baseball Bat in Galesburg
Most people don’t like rats. However, they wouldn’t go as far as beating them with a baseball bat. If you are sick enough to do this and you live in Galesburg, you can be fined $1,000. It might be cheaper to hire an exterminator.
You Can be Fined for Mispronouncing Joliet
The Town Fathers in Joliet hated when people mispronounced the name of their town. Many people pronounced it, Jolly-Ette. They hated it so much that they made mispronouncing the town’s name a misdemeanor which is punishable by a $5 fine. Talk about being strict. If you do break this law and somehow you are arrested, the lawyers Hipskind & McAninch, LLC can help.
In Kirkland, Bees are Not Allowed to Fly Over the Town or Over the Street
This is a pretty strange law considering it is the bee that would be prosecuted. If a bee does fly in no-fly zones, is it taken to jail? Will it sting the arresting officer first? Is this a crime? This is a really crazy law.
In Moline, it is Illegal to Ice Skate During July or August
This law is insane, because how can one go ice skating in Moline during July and August when these are the hottest months of the year?